My husband was recently complaining that I haven’t done my Forget-me-not-Friday in a while – whereby I simply pick a funny thing my children have said that week.
So here’s a quick one from my youngest, age 3:
I’m happily relaxing in the bath after a busy day, whilst my husband finishes off bedtime with my two girls.
3 year-old barges into the bathroom, index finger held aloft.
3 year-old: “Mummy, I’ve come to wash my finger.”
3 year-old: “Because it’s all trumpy.”
Me, not really wanting to ask why it’s ‘all trumpy’, but feeling like I should: “Why’s it all trumpy?”
3 year-old: “Because I sat on my trump.”