Forget-me-not-Friday #69

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Another gem of a Forget-me-not-Friday this week, as both my children seem to be saying some exceptionally funny stuff. Well I think so anyway, but then I am their Mother. Maybe this will bore the pants off you. Nevertheless, some examples below.

Warning: this post mentions trumps and wee.

4 year old:

Funny talk #1
To Daddy:
“Girls don’t trump, you know. Only boys trump. Actually, I just tried to squeeze one out but it didn’t happen, so that’s why girls don’t fart.”

Funny talk #2
Also to Daddy, the brunt of much funny banter this week:
“DADDY, IF YOU SAY THAT TO ME AGAIN, I’M GOING TO RUN INTO YOUR BEDROOM AND SHOUT WEE-WEE REALLY LOUD!”

2 year old:
“Mummy, do the bath drink!”

“What do you mean, the bath drink?”

“The bath drink!!”

“Erm…what’s a bath drink?”

*runs into bathroom, points at taps*

“Oh, you mean turn the taps on because you want a bath…I see!”

Looking forward to what next week brings!..

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Working Mum of two, living in Didsbury, Manchester, in a house which breeds washing, mushed up raisins and various toys in the brightest primary colours. Oh, and the odd empty wine glass.

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